Tom Morris - Owner, Tattooist The "OB" - Operations Manager Logan Morris - Padawan Mama Mo - Keeper of the Sanity (uh-oh!)
As far as he can recollect, Tom Morris (of the Spokane Morris Clan) was born at a very early age. The labor was tough, as his mother has been sure to remind him, and after 10 plus months inside, the boy lost his free room and was plunged headfirst into this cruel world. A dazzlingly beautiful child, Tom became the envy of all his friends and neighbors who could not get enough of the humble little charmer. After blowing everyone's minds with his supernatural artistic abilities all throughout high school, the young prodigy enlisted in his rich Uncle Sam's army. He became a Sky-God in the 82nd Airborne Division (the "All Americans") who would fly over his enemies' countries and leap from C-130s to bring death to bad guys everywhere. From the jungles of Panama to the high deserts of the Persian Gulf, Tom has scarcely met a man he would have trouble putting a bullet in. The army could not kill the stalwart young Tom Morris, so rather than being bored for the rest of his life, our enterprising hero stopped long enough to let an opportunity catch up to him. In 1991 Walt Dailey of Tiger Tattoo apprenticed our handsome protagonist. After a decade together generating tattoo marvels, it was time for a new adventure. Thus, Tom finds himself championing his own All American Tattoo. If you were to encounter this fine young man you would most likely find him adorable, bright, and jovial.
Because it slices, it dices, it even cuts fries. No, it doesn't. What I'm going to do is I'm going to lay onto this. Now, normally, most performers, they'll lay on it and they'll have a brick broken on their chest. I'm not your normal performer. What you're about to witness, very few sideshow performers will try. I need another volunteer, hopefully female, to go having her stand on me where she has a chance of moving around. But that isn't it. The most scariest part of the show is me taking my shirt off. I am Scottish. I do not tan well. I am the great white hulk. Let's get this done. Oh, good. They didn't even cat whistle their scream. Usually the ones that cat whistle the most are guys. Isn'that just scary in its own way? Okay. You want to live here? Don't you, baby? Okay. I'm going down. Alrighty, let's do this. You can stand up, come close. Stop right around there. Now, if this goes wrong, I'm going to be cut into six pieces. One, two, three, four, five, six. You do the math, guys. Take yourself forward. You're going to go one foot here and one foot here. He's going to help balance you, okay? And the audience goes wild. So you're going to do me a favor. You're going to take a j You're going to j You can do it, trust me. I've been doing this for years. As I said, I'm the only guy that does it because I'm the only one stupid. I mean, brave enough to do it. Ready? Up. One more time. Do it one more time. They didn'take a step back. Okay. Are you all right? Are you safe? Good. All right, let'see how I do. I don't feel cut.
