All American Tattoo

Because it slices, it dices, it even cuts fries. No, it doesn't. What I'm going to do is I'm going to lay onto this. Now, normally, most performers, they'll lay on it and they'll have a brick broken on their chest. I'm not your normal performer. What you're about to witness, very few sideshow performers will try. I need another volunteer, hopefully female, to go having her stand on me where she has a chance of moving around. But that isn't it. The most scariest part of the show is me taking my shirt off. I am Scottish. I do not tan well. I am the great white hulk. Let's get this done. Oh, good. They didn't even cat whistle their scream. Usually the ones that cat whistle the most are guys. Isn'that just scary in its own way? Okay. You want to live here? Don't you, baby? Okay. I'm going down. Alrighty, let's do this. You can stand up, come close. Stop right around there. Now, if this goes wrong, I'm going to be cut into six pieces. One, two, three, four, five, six. You do the math, guys. Take yourself forward. You're going to go one foot here and one foot here. He's going to help balance you, okay? And the audience goes wild. So you're going to do me a favor. You're going to take a j You're going to j You can do it, trust me. I've been doing this for years. As I said, I'm the only guy that does it because I'm the only one stupid. I mean, brave enough to do it. Ready? Up. One more time. Do it one more time. They didn'take a step back. Okay. Are you all right? Are you safe? Good. All right, let'see how I do. I don't feel cut.