The French Unicorn

Tell your tale. They should. They should have so real. I saw a French unicorn once. It had a fucking croissant on the top of its horn. It was the coolest unicorn I've ever seen in my life. I've never seen such a beautiful unicorn before. No lie, if I was a unicorn, I would make sweet, beautiful love to that unicorn. And I would serenade it with French music. And pour French milk down its legs. So I'm gonna tell you the story about the French unicorn. Alright, sorry, Mrs. I was walking in the forest. And I was just walking, minding my own business. When a French unicorn comes up to me and says, And I said, And I looked into his eyes and I was They were so nice. I'm in love with a French unicorn. T Because French unicorns are sexy. Are you crying, man? That's how much I love French unicorns. Are you crying? I'm trying not to. . . I'm like tra He's crying. I'm like tra Because he loved So I saw a French unicorn. The French unicorn, he would trot around. And he would trot around and he'd just poop and stuff. It's just what he did. It's nature. It's just nature. And The fucking lucky charms, man. He shot And I just stood there and I cried. And I didn't know what to do. And I just, I didn't know what to do. And I'm Because he was extinct, man. He was extinct. A French unicorn that was extinct. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I'm just gonna go to sleep and t But. . .