Killer Floats - Waffle Mondaes - Soda Pop Free Arcades - Sweet Threads
The Soda Parlor is, first and foremost, a spot to hang. We offer classic 80's arcades, Nintendo NES, and Super Nintendo, which are all free-to-play. So whether it's Ms. Pacman, Ninja Turtles, or Legends of Zelda, there's an option for everyone(including the dormant nerd you didn't know was hiding in your dad.) The games might be what get you in the door, but then we trap you with the sweet smell of freshly-made warm waffles for our sundaes, the nostalgic trickling of craft sodas over high-quality local ice cream, and the glinting smile of our welcoming staff. And don't worry--none of them have had their dreams crushed, so you can savor their youthful naivety in true reverie. Last, but certainly not least, we hope you'll walk away comfier and happier to wear one of our pieces of locally-designed and printed apparel. Yes, that is Han Solo as a cat. You're welcome.
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