Southern Sayings And Signs

Hey, going up there and fix the Bobaverse cross-stitch, it's all candy wampas. Woo! It's gonna be a scorcher. I'm just trying to find me a little Southern Belle that can make my heart skip, Where's the tub of butter? It is hotter than blue blazes! Wait, sushi is raw? Who eats raw fish? About 110 in the shade. Oh, the buckle's hot! Ugh! Oh, Jimmy Ragan! The heat I'm finally at is when it gets h Anyone see my cowboy boots? They're monogrammed. I'm sweating Wait, where's the fishing hook I have on my brim? Bless her, R. If you don't wash the windows, I'ma be on you It is hotter than Hades! It is hotter than two hamsters screwing in a wolf sock! Are they not Southern Baptists? I haven't seen you since you were knee-high on the grasshoppers. I'm getting all gussied up. Jerry Jones got me worn slap out. Dagnabbit, I got a tick on me. I got a tick. Anybody else want a coat? There's more in one way to skin a catfish. Where's my hat hook? Y'all want your feet now? It's gonna be somewhere. I haven't put this on since that alpha-cifo one with Sarah Grace. It is hotter than a pontoon propeller. It is hotter than a revved up motor-train truck of the year Dodge Rams exhaust pipe. You're barking up the wrong tree, brother. We're fixing to eat. We're fixing to clean up. We're fixing to start a movie. I'm fixing to start getting ready to make dinner. Yee-ee! Yee-ee! Which night are we meeting for supper? Tuesday or Wednesday? I am full as a tiak. Tractors should not be allowed on the road. I can't get my way to Walmart. Quit your rastlin'. What did we say about bringing up Obama around the grandparents? Where's the monogram dish talent? They just weren't buying it today. But I'll tell you what, my worst day fishing's better than my best day at work. Hold on, now let me get out my gift fiddle. What y'all want to hear? Bridges are a little snug. Fitting too many of mama's casseroles. Or breakfast casseroles. Mexican casserole. Sweet potato casserole. Class baked potato casserole. Fitting a type of meat mixed with sour cream and mushroom soup casserole. I heard somebody's having a crawdad boil. Heaven's a mess. You were not moving to New York City. You could deal with that traffic. He ain't got a pot to piss in. Shhh. Hey! Hey! Get on out of there. Thank the Lord for braces. Back in the day, I could eat corn through a picket fence. Quit throwing a hissy fit. Y'all ever been noodlin'? They were a Chai Omega family and she went py-fi. And I'll be praying for them. Mother drama. Shhh. Ah! Ah! Ooh, I'm dressed to the nine. About as useless as tits on a boar hog. I'm not playing that new pop stuff. That ain't real country. I only play Red Dirt. What do you think, bro? Send down? I'm a Red Dirt Roo. Mary Marie can't carry a tune in a buck. Somebody put on some George straight. Have you met my buddy Jack? Have you met Jim? Who wants a bourbon? Peepaw always, And can skip rock. Sometimes you get the short end of the stick. That was gross. Oh! That scared me. It is hotter than two squirrels screwing in a saw.