"Life is so uncertain. Eat dessert first."
oh Come from a place where the streets are rough Where if you wanna be kind then you better be tough But then one day I'd add enough I moved out of that town to where the grass is lush Now I've seen I'm not a mourner Well I'm not a scorner, I'm just a uncursed corner It can't all work and life feels fine Well I come from a place of greasy cats But now I've got coffee shops springing up all over the gaff I've got a castle that's a ruin but by no means anath Oh well I used to say love but now I say laugh And I've seen I'm not a mourner Well I'm not a scorner, I'm just a uncursed corner It can't all work and I've seen I'm not a schemer I'm just a cocky dreamer and I'm sitting on the corner in the sun And life feels fine I used to be scared to walk my son through my years fade Well everyone's rushing around in such a rage But now this little town has helped me feel safe Just as light is Mr. Meaner, makes a Facebook page And I've seen I'm not a mourner Well I'm not a scorner, I'm just a uncursed corner It can't all work and I've seen I'm not a mourner Well I'm not a scorner, I'm just a uncursed corner And I see I am not a schemer I'm just a cockney dreamer And I'm sitting on the corner in the sun And I see I am not a schemer I'm just a cockney dreamer And I'm sitting on the corner writing songs And life feels fine Not another coffee shop, bloody madness!