Sisters

Ladies and gentlemen, the Haines sisters! Can you imagine Freckleface having sisters as cute as that? It's incredible. Sisters, sisters, There were never such devoted sisters. Never had to have a chaperone, no sir. I'm here to keep my eye on her. Caring, sharing, Every little thing that we are wearing. When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome, She wore the dress and I stayed home. All kinds of weather, we stick together, The same in the rain or sun. Two different faces, but in tight places, We think and we act as one. Those who've seen us, Know that not a thing could come between us. Many men have tried to split us up, But no one can. Lord, help the mister, Who comes between me and my sister. And Lord, help the sister, Who comes between me and my man. How about those big brown eyes? How about those blue? Brown? Ah, blue. Oh, yeah, deep blue.