Things Remembered

Thank you very much. Nice to be here. I was exercising today and there was a man on the machine next to me listening to a disc man Today this happened today. I didn't recognize it initially. They're much bigger than you remember much bigger. I thought he was listening to a pizza Huge and then don't get me wrong. I had a disc man. This is how long ago. I got my disc man I paid $188 for my disc man $188 I could go over to right aid right now with $188 and bring back a disc man for everyone in this room In fact, if you'll go ahead and reach under your seats For $188 though it came loaded load all the best features all the base boost you betcha You bet it had base boost if at any time you thought to yourself is that all the base Boost oh False alarm everyone fought plenty more base where that base came from Had anti-shock indispensable get the anti-shock because if you were strong enough to jog while carrying this manhole cover This Olympic discus then the disc would not skip for the minute the batteries lasted while in anti-shock mode Pivotal this the sweetest feature on the disc man though the must get beg borrow and steal my friends But get the shuffle you do not know what in the Sam Hill is coming up next When you hit shuffle on a disc every time a song ends cliffhanger Which one of these songs is gonna pop up next which one of these ten If it's rocket man again, I will lose my And it's rocket man. Oh my lord. What are the chances what the chances 10% I Shouldn't make fun of the guy. He's just trying to make ends meet the economy is bad There sometimes I go to the mall. I can't believe certain businesses are still open best example things remembered How do they stay profitable? I They'll etch your initials in an $80 letter opener. I Don't know about Were engraving everything We could drag into things remembered But now when I wake up in the morning and I go over my to engrave list I say Gary do you have to engrave this today? Does this money clip with three ones and a bus pass does it need a Monogramming today no put it off discipline I'll tell you who's doing well though The a with the circle around it the at sign the abbreviation for at it's on Twitter separating it's on the email your email address and When I was a kid the only time you saw it was when Charlie Brown swore Lucy would pull away the football and he would let loose with a vulgar string of pound signs asterisks and the at signs that would make a hooker blush it was Ribbled and now it's everywhere. It's the abbreviation for at we're shortening two-letter words Who is that lazy off I have to cross one more damn tea it'sucking the life out of me I love crossing a tee I love it'so empowering and Confession time When I was a kid I wanted my parents to change my name to Scott Because there are two tees at the end of and by curse of law if you have two tees in a row you get to sign them both with a flourish. It's not And that's why Scott's are always very well-adjusted Confident men because since they're little kids they get to sign their name I'm Scott. Who are you? I'm Scott. I'm six years old and I'm Zorro. I'm Scott Thank you very much everyone