Tumbleweed And Dandelion

I think I'm in Iowa, maybe Missouri The truth is I really ain't sure But I've been in this van going on 15 hours And my back and my butt's awful sore There's a sign up ahead, flashing in red From Nashville appearing tonight It's always the same, they misspelled my name Still I love the honky tonk life Hey, Greg, grab the guitars And I'll get the speakers Could somebody plug in my amp If we hurry, they'll feed us Before we go on, I'll work it out with the man Sometimes the beer's free And sometimes it's half-pressed And sometimes there's no beer at all But me and the boys will be making some noise Either way, they'll make that last call And the guys will be drinking The girls will be dancing, dancing up there on the bar This drama's got an atmosphere Blue collar, cold beer, decidedly come as you are I could quit all this road stuff Or back to my real job And put in a straight nine to five But I love the neon And I love the people And I love the honky tonk life If we hurry, they'll feed us Before we go on, I'll work it out with the man Sometimes the beer's free And sometimes it's half-pressed And sometimes there's no beer at all But me and the boys will be making some noise They misspelled my name Still I love the honky tonk life Hey, Greg, grab the guitars And I'll get the speakers Could somebody plug in my amp If we. . . I think I'm in Iowa, maybe Missouri The truth is I really ain't sure But I've been in this van going on But me and the boys will be making some noise Either way, they'll make that last call And the guys will be drinking And the girls will be dancing up on 15 hours My back and my butt's awful sore There's a sign up ahead Flashing in red From Nashville appearing tonight It's always the same