Foreign Accents

Now, before you say anything, this sketch was actually based on truth. It's actually called Foreign Accent Syndrome. Apparently people have had strokes and they've woken up with a different accent. There was actually a Geordie woman who woke up with a Jamaican accent. It's absolutely true. She woke up and they said, How are you feeling? She went, Easy now. And when she heard her accent, she goes, How do you feel? She goes, I'm tortelline devasti. . . And there's a very clear differentiation between having a condition and simply being a pence. There were some people who put on accents and they're very pencey. Very good. And what's that Spanish dance company, the Spanish thing? The dance thing from Spain, there's one type of my tongue. The, yeah, yeah, the Oye Mirio Quiero Cosale California. Porque me su00e9 todo un bien dance workshop. From Madrid, that's amazing. And what's that Nigerian theatre company? They come to where I'm late, late, late, what is going on? And don't believe it. The entire company, Legos, really experimental. Now, if anybody wants to learn a Nigerian accent, it's very simple. Just go into your spam emails. I'll just pick one on, I'll just read it. My name is Chief Makhinde. I want to transfer $9 million into your private account. Would you I found shifting accent for me is very useful, especially if pl Hey, slosh, hey, mate, slosh, hey, hey, can't be, hey, can't be, hey, hey, hey. Do you want some, mate, hey? And the wife says, What the hell are you doing? I'm trying to blend in, If I'm not in middle class, they might rip us off, Being Of course, I don't have to do that anymore, because when a pl Would you