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Hey, it's Craig, the tutor. I'm here to tutor, playing the tutor. No, I don't have any pizza. I'm not a pizza, I'm the tutor. I'm just here to tutor. Mother of one. Do you even have kids? Is t Is Susie here? Is Susie the small one? You want me to give you a bad massage? Sir, I'm not even a qualified masseuse. My hands are so weak and tiny, I wouldn't even do a good job. So let me just demonstrate. You're lonely, so you called a random tutor on Craig's list, Craig the tutor, to just come to your house and talk to you. Okay, well I'm sure you don't need me to tell you. That's absurd, and I don't even want to take the books anymore. I just want to take you. I don't, I don't. Dad? Is someone here? Is that my tutor? I thought I heard someone at the door. No, my tutor never showed again. Robert, I swear to God, if I order one more tutor to t I swear to God, you are sleeping on the couch tonight. I am over the age. She's a sweet girl. She deserves all the knowledge in the whole world. Okay Robert, I just want, let's fast-forward Suzie. Okay, Carol, can you understand that? She gets picked on at school. The kids, they just, she falls right over. I know she gets called a nerd every day. I'm kind of slurring in her up. Give her some muscles.