Casey's General Store

Alright, let's get out of the way a little bit. Alright, Frankie, this was a, I guess Trent, just gonna put himself in the review, that's fine. This is, we are at Casey's General Store. This is what all the Iowa people said you had to do. All of them. I'm gonna try Casey's General Store breakfast pizza. This is a non-title match, this is not a sanction match because I only do cheese pizza for these reviews. This is a breakfast pizza. I want to reiterate, we are at a gas station. It's, I mean it's a gas station. I mean, I don't know what that means in Iowa. I don't know what general store versus gas station, but when you p We are at a gas station. So I am eating gas station pizza, which I guess is the creme de la creme of Iowa cuisine. I'm here because you, this is a big deal. People are gonna, what you say about this is gonna be a big deal for you. Not Iowa. Not that you're ever gonna come back, but it's a big deal. Not many states, Frankie. Are they But that's what we're doing here. So we are at a gas station for you. I don't know what the store is. It is a gas station. Remember when were in West Virginia, Frankie, went to that gas station. It's very reminiscent to that. That we almost got shot. We will see what happens. Gas station. Oh, alright. So there's breakfast pizza. Yeah. Looks a little bit You wanna take a piece of this gas station pizza? There's eggs on it. One bite. Everybody knows the rules. This is a non-sanctioned belt. I only do cheese pizza. So this is The trends everywhere. It's true. Yeah. One bite. Everybody knows the rules. Gas station pizza. General, Casey's General Store, Iowa. Two bacon. Two bacon? Two bacon. You said, did you ask me if I Yes. I do. This is far worse than a breakfast sandwich. You can get sausage, but bacon is the better one. Okay, this is too much bacon. I don'think that's good. It reeks of bacon. My mouth is bacon. That's what makes it good. Too much. No, I could just eat a slab of bacon and have the same effect right now. Wouldn't be pizza. So good. My favorite thing in the world. I'll tell you what, the second bite was a little bit better. I mean, it just got me straight bacon. Sometimes they don't distribute it well. Look at all that. It's all right. I mean, it's all right. This is how Iowa people all look, they just beep at each other. That person didn't know Trent. You just beep when you see a Trent and they all look Give them the friendly way. And they just say, hello, let's go eat some gas station pizza. I don't know, 5. 2. Maybe a 4. That's a 5. 2. And I just did that because I'm trying to be nice in the Iowa mood. Yeah. That's not, I mean, that's not Iowa nice 5. 2. It's not very good. I mean, this is not very good. It's what I expected. Gas station pizza. We're at a gas station. He says general store, they p We're at a fucking gas station. We are at a gas station. You're going to need a lot of shit for a 5. 2, but it's all right. We're going to need to rest at that though. Take it. I don't want it. This is how this is also why Iowa people probably tend to be slightly on the bigger side. Wow. I mean, that's a heavy breakfast. Cheap shot at the end there. That wasn't cheap. Yeah. I call it as I see it. You call this a general store.