Locally owned and operated coffee drive thru. Featuring Specialty drinks named in honor of Dead Junkies. We also feature exclusively "Caffe Ibis " Coffee.
Stop. Java. Roll.
At Java Junkies, we serve black coffee to white people. Java Junkies, Java Junkies, King of the Cup. We also serve tall people. Small cup of coffee, Java Junkies, Java Junkies, were you? So come on down to Java Junkies today and grab a great cup of coffee. For anyone, you feel weird, you're not weird at Java Junkies. We'll serve anybody, even you. Hey, we got another customer. Welcome to Java Junkies. How are you? All your friends are here, including me. We serve a great cup of coffee to Dan Quell, blind people too. Those who scored under 400 on SAT, starfish, those with clubfoot, and the Vietnamese. Did I forget to offend anyone?
