Cafe Lu


The world famous Cafe Lu


Pull up and laughing. A bunch of no-gun signs. Bro, y'all set me up for failure, man. I got a baby in Kenny with me, y'all. Y'all gonna send me into a cafe where there's a bunch of Asian girls in there in lingerie walking around with fucking, they all they goodies out and motherfucking playing video games. I don't know what I just walked into, y'all. But I did get their wings and smoothies, which apparently they famous for, let's try it. All right, y'all, I got a leachy smoothie. And I got coconut. And then I got the wings, I said, are these buffaloes? The girl working was Man, what flavor these? I look Got some buffalo sauce, some ranch on the side. We're gonna try it out. Let's do some quick prayers first. Let's animals and all that. Let it cafe, Lou. Let'see the girls working in there. Love to my girl, of course. Let it chance, Let's hit a wings, let's hit a smoothies. I'm gonna try Kenny's. I ain't gonna lie, the color of my leachy smoothie got me throwing off. I don't know if this bitch gonna hit or not. Kenny's look better. God damn, hold on. I'll keep mine. I put the Gucci in this. Who knew Asian girls in lingerie made such good smoothies? COD, we ain't y'all not. Y'all, when I tell y'all it'strange in there, you gotta see feels. So bunch of baddies and fucking lingerie walking around and Asian dudes in there playing Fortnite on laptops. Never seen it before. Mmm. God damn. Crispy, flavorful, sauce is hot. Try it in a ranch. Ooh. That is a great batter. You gotta put some sauce on that thing. Yeah, let me know that, Lancey. Good ass batter. All right, Cafe Lou.

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Mon 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Tue 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Wed 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Thu 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM open now
Fri 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Sat 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Sun 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM

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