Horsepower Techs is a full service performance shop and parts retailer based out of Clinton Township,MI. Our extensive experience in performance modification along with our friendly and knowledgeable team can build your car for the street, strip or both!
How much horsepower does it take to turn an X1 carpet back into an X1 carbon? That's the question I asked after exposing this hoard collection of skin cells in scrotal fungus. And though my first instinct is to vomit profusely, I suppress my bodily functions to deal with this professionally by stealing my intern's toothbrush. First, I need to remove the heat stink and clean off the spermal curdle, which means spraying more chunks than a trust fun kid at Coachella. But then it hits me. Instead of crop dusting the store with various strains of ass, I can crop dust the entire city with the help of Hugo and a heavily modified ZL1 that I stole from Samcrack. Would you do me a favor and just go warm this thing up? So with the fans in position and my cameraman in place, it's time to spread freedom. Hey Hugo, did it work? Oh. The greatest technician that's ever lived. The answer is yes. It turns out 700 horsepower and 10 gallons of fuel is all you need to successfully clean your laptop fans while maximizing your carbon footprint. And since the EPA's budget has been cut 65%, I can now focus on applying paste instead of avoiding chase. So just
